Ah yes, the local metal show. It's unfortunate  I  don't  attend such shows anymore, but for good reason. Simply put, the local  bands of today that are able  to  hold  my  interest  for  more  than  five consecutive seconds can be counted on one hand. God knows  it  didn't used to be this way.
As many metal fans in Toronto will attest  to,  the  mid-to-late '90s contained the worst years concerning tour stops of international acts. In those years I remember checking the  primitive  websites  of Earache and Metal Blade, hoping to find a Toronto tour date  under  a Tours link. But I would find no such luck. I, like many, took  solace in what we had available to  us:  the  local  show.  The  bands  were exciting, energetic, and passionate. I made my first  connections  in the underground scene through my friendships at these very shows.
Those were the days.
As 2001 draws to a close, local metal  fans  had  a  lot  to  be thankful for. Most major North American tours had Toronto stops, with its  last  of  the  year  featuring  the  mighty  Enslaved.  But  the local shows continually feature acts  that  are  either  overexposed, unoriginal, or flat out awful. While the bill on this  cold  November night wasn't overly thrilling, I found the pull of Razor  too  strong to resist. After all, "Evil Invaders" was a favourite song  of  mine, having seen the music video countless times throughout the years. And it was a Saturday night as well -- what the hell, right?
We arrive at the infamous Toronto club as Reckon  With  One  are taking the stage. When I soon discovered what was emanated  from  the speakers was not to my liking, a  lengthy  bathroom  break  and  some light conversation with metal folk was in order. I would also take  a moment to observe those in attendance tonight. I immediately  noticed that I was the youngest in attendance. The  scores  of  old  tasseled leather jackets, fluffy mounds of hair and tight blue jeans proved to be a humorous point in my mind as the night progressed.  Not  feeling out of place was nearly impossible. I  was  far  from  home,  my  bed becoming more attractive by the minute. As Reckon With One played  to the 15 individuals who physically expressed their  interest  upfront, it came to an end. And not a second too soon.
It's worthy of note that Razor has played major metal  festivals in Europe in the past few years, playing to legions  of  appreciative fans. On this night, less than 150 people would come out to  see  one of the more important metal bands to come out  of  Canada.  Pathetic, isn't it?
Opening with "Miami", the newest incarnation of Razor  played  a decent mix of both old and new material, attempting  to  satisfy  the pangs felt by those who appreciate this speed/thrash Canadian legend. Their set draws to an end, and as the drummer hits his last  beat  he flings his sticks into the audience. Having moved  to  the  front  at this point in time, the stick flies in my direction. I  ready  myself to catch it, but find that it has already hit the face of  Chronicles of Chaos co-editor Adrian "The Energizer" Bromley, sending him to the ground butt first. The stick finds  the  ground  at  my  feet,  still spinning from its tumultuous ride. I quickly kneel down and snatch it into my hand. It was mine. I rise to my feet, as a feeling of victory overwhelms me. I can almost say with absolute certainty that I  would have felt the exact same way had I been  holding  the  Olympic  torch instead. As I look  to  those  in  my  circle  of  friends  for  both congratulations and jealous acknowledgment, I realize that Adrian  is still on the ground, gazing at me with a look of bewilderment.  So  I helped him up, and continued to revel in my excitement.
Razor hit the stage for an encore. Their singer poses a question to the audience: "What do you want to hear now?"  As  if  the  answer wasn't completely obvious to anyone in the club who wasn't old enough to experience an early form of senility. Still standing close to  the stage, I yell "EVIL INVADERS!" loud enough for those in the  back  to hear me. It proves impossible for the band to hear  my  request.  "So you wanna hear "Evil Invaders?", the vocalist asks, toying  with  me. They rip into it, and what a moment it was. Securing my drumstick  up the sleeve of my long-sleeved shirt, I surprisingly  begin  to  mosh. Surprisingly, because I had never done it  seriously  beforehand.  It was worth it. A great rendition was performed to  my  delight  --  my aural orgasm for the night had been achieved. As  the  band  finished their set, so did one of the best local sets of 2001.
Exhausted by Razor's set, I had had  enough.  A  car  ride  home would reveal itself, proving too difficult to turn down. As  we  exit and circle around the club to  the  parking  lot,  we  run  into  the drummer of Razor. While not having a pen to autograph  my  stick,  he gives me the next best thing -- biting down on the end of the  stick. His molar and incisor indentations forever immortalized in  wood,  we begin our long journey home.