"Fuck man, I can't even change strings on a guitar. I've been playing 26 years, and I can not even change strings  on  a  guitar.  I  can't change an electric plug at home, I can't do nothing at all.  I  don't want to be bothered with outside things like that."
 -- Phil Campbell (guitarist)
     What exactly comes to mind when someone mentions  Motorhead?  To some, they are one of the noisiest, ugliest,  most  disgusting  bands ever to rear its repulsive face; but to the multitudes of  fans  that worship Motorhead worldwide, they are seen as the  immortal  gods  of the heavy metal universe. Not only have Motorhead been around for the past 20 years, but they have consistently delivered the goods  during their entire career, and still have many years left in them.
 Chronicles of Chaos caught up with guitarist Phil Campbell  (now the band's sole axeman since the departure of former  lead  guitarist Wurzel) during the Toronto leg of  their  last  tour  in  support  of _Sacrifice_, their debut album for CMC International. Phil  had  this to say when asked what keeps Motorhead going; "Speed. It's just  that none of us can do anything else. We're all totally  fucking  useless. What would we do if we weren't doing this? Work in a bank and  go  to work every day at nine o'clock and clock out at five? We  play  music that we're proud of. At the time, we make the fucking best  music  we can and we're proud of that. I'm so fucking proud  of  it,  I  got  a tattoo here. <lifting his sleeve> It'd be nice to  get  a  couple  of hits, and a bit more respect. But we have respect from the people who know us, our fans. I guess the media doesn't know what  the  fuck  to make of us."
 It's a well known fact that Motorhead have  gotten  the  respect they deserve, but then again, they have never cried about it, or been bitter. Phil couldn't care less what the  'outsiders'  think  of  his band, "I got a fucking big house and a fucking yacht, it doesn't mean a fuck to me. It would be nice, I  mean,  we've  done  the  Letterman show, we done the Tonight Show as the first rock band to ever appear. Me and Lem did the Letterman  show  with  Elle  MacPherson  and  Dana Carvey. We've done all sorts, and we just ain't  gonna  give  up.  We enjoy boogie-ing down and touring. It's great."
 Perhaps one of the biggest shocks  in  Motorhead's  career  came when they were nominated for a Grammy in  1991  for  _1916_.  Despite this fact, the band's record label at the time,  Sony,  decided  that Motorhead just wasn't right for them. "We did  _1916_  and  that  did really good but I don't know how many we sold. Then we did _March  or Die_. We had Slash on it, and Ozzy, and to give  you  an  example  of what they were like [the label], when we wanted to  do  a  video  for "Ain't No Nice Guy", which featured Ozzy and Slash, they wouldn't pay for the video. Two of the major fucking rock stars in the  world  and they would not pay for a video. So we paid for it  ourselves  and  we thought, fucking hell, what's going on here? What are they trying  to do? So it got to a point, and I still don't know, to this day  if  we were a tax loss to them or not."
 Corruption in the music business is definitely not a new  thing, especially when  it  comes  to  major  labels.  In  the  real  world, everything is viewed in dollars and cents, and unfortunately a lot of music gets caught up in the  wave  of  the  current  trend  and  then bottoms out and is never heard from again. Phil gives us  an  example of the bullshit that goes on at these so called 'record labels';  "Oh man, half these record company people, they don't know nothing  about records. Somebody at Sony that I met, he had a fairly top  job,  like half way up in Sony, and three weeks before  that  he  was  a  carpet salesman!! He'd never been in the music business in  his  life!  It's all got to do with cocksucking and bribery and shit like that."
 Being in a rock n' roll band has  probably  been  the  dream  of every kid in the world since the very beginnings of the  genre.  Phil Campbell knows the feeling. "It was my dream too! I asked  Lemmy  for his autograph when I was twelve. He came to my town when  he  was  in Hawkwind. It was at a big theatre like the Odeon and he was the  only one that came out to the foyer to meet  the  kids.  He  was  probably looking for women, you know. And I still got  the  program  at  home, it's signed and it says, 'Arrrrrgggghhhhhhh' all  the  way  down  the middle and 'Lemmy' at the bottom. If someone said to  me  that  night that you're gonna be in a fucking band with this fucking guy and tour around the world for  years,  I  would've  said,  'Fuck  Off!  You're dreaming!' But that's the truth. I tell people that story  because  I think it may give people inspiration never to give up." He continues, talking about what he  wants  people  to  get  out  of  their  music, "There's no great message with our music, we want people to come  in, forget their problems, and just basically  feel  better  leaving  the show than they did coming in. And just have a  good  time,  and  come back the next time and see us. Just forget it all for two hours.
 Even though it hasn't even been a year since the release of  the band's latest album, _Sacrifice_, Phil is  already  raring  to  start work on their next opus, which would bring the Motorhead album  count up to an astonishing 19. "After this tour finishes in March I'm going to Mikkey's house. He just bought a new house in  Gothamburg  and  he just had a studio put in, so I'm going there with him.  Basically  we hope to have a new album out by early summer." But why does the  band insist on releasing album so close to each other, the new album would be the fifth album in five years; "We do one sort of  every  year,  I don't know, because we like spending the money they give us. What are you going to do when they give you loads of  money?  'Yeah  we'll  do another one!'" About the next album, Phil comments, "It's going to be different on the next album. It'll be the first one we've  done  with only the three piece. It's going to be so fucking....  I  don't  know how to describe it, it's going to be  BIG  TIME.  It's  going  to  be something the world's never heard before."
 Since the departure of  Wurzel  just  after  the  completion  of _Sacrifice_, Motorhead has been a power trio. It has all come back to the basics of Lemmy's original vision of a band consisting  of  three men who ate, slept and shit rock n' roll. Phil  doesn't  really  mind the change. "It's better for me.  Wurzel  basically  only  duplicated what I did, he didn't do any extra. See, it was powerful before,  but now it's sort of clear, controlled power with the  three  piece.  You got three instruments there in your face. It's a lot better  I  think and a lot of the people I've spoke to think it's much better.  But  I can't speak for the entire world, a lot of  people  might  think  I'm fucking crap, but I don't give a shit. They  are  entitled  to  their opinion, right?"
 Mentioning the name Motorhead will always bring to  mind  images of Lemmy, huge in his stance, with  his  mole-encrusted  face  turned skyward to his microphone, but rarely does anyone consider that there are two other people in this band that are just as much a part of the whole as the Lemster himself. Phil has this to say about being in the shadow of Lemmy; "Well, Lem is the essence of  Motorhead.  He  formed the band, but no, he never tries to cast a shadow. Like  when  people call for interviews and ask to speak to Lem, that's fair enough,  but over the years, people have gotten to know me, and Mikkey and  Wurzel and whoever. We just want what's right for the band. Lem's never once said anything like you have to play this part, you have to play  like this and that. It's a very democratic thing,  he's  never  controlled us. If me and Mikkey vote not to do something, he'll  go  along  with that." He continues, "I got to give a lot of credit to Lem for  that, he's good as gold man, he's fucking brilliant. He's a lot happier now that he moved to Los Angeles in 1990. Lem is  so  content  now,  he's happy with his band, he's happy with his life, and we all  are.  It's just a pleasure to play, and we write the best fucking songs we  can. We know we're fucking good, and we're proud of our  achievements  and hopefully people will like what we do, and  if  not,  they  go  away. Sorry, but that's tough shit."
 A salute to Motorhead, the grand-daddies of heavy metal,  and  a band without whom the world would be a much more boring place.